FIFA, Samaras, and other fools

That was a foul, where is the yellow card for Paulinho? The ref was afraid to show yellow cards to Brazilian players who committed multiple fouls. Then Colombia's James Rodrigues barely commits a foul and gets a yellow. I am turning around in my living room to yell at something, but always end up yelling at the TV. 

My TV is like a fireplace that has not been turned off. I've seen every match thus far and cursed FIFA out at least 50 times for favoring Brazil and few other 'big' teams. Poor Mexicans, they were probably the best team this World Cup, yet every match were up against a referee who was biased against them. 

I saw the Japenese ref in the first match (Brazil - Croatia), when soap star Fred fell into the penalty box. The Croats surrounded the ref and Nishimura angrily waved them off and told them Tachisaru. He is speaking Japanese to them - I yelled at the TV. He sure did, he told them to "go away" in Japanese.

I was able to read Nishimura's lips (thanks to the HD TV). Those Japanese classes ended up being useful after all. Nishimura was of course a terrible ref, and didn't speak English, which is against FIFA regulations! That strange incident made me think of my own mother tongue, Macedonian - certainly easier to learn than Japanese!

Plus, thanks to FIFA, I've enriched the way I speak Macedonian in ways that are difficult to explain.

When I get to work, I spray my colleagues with a water bottle. I just like to ensure they are well hydrated during the hot summer days.

Every time I grab a coffee with a female friend I remove my shirt at the end, in anticipation she does the same so we can exchange them - which is what you do after a good coffee!

Two days ago, I found out my language doesn't exist! My first reaction was - FIFA, what did you do now! I found out my language was invented by some communists.

Ask the linguist and historian, Antonis Samaras. Politics for Samaras is just a hobby. He received his Masters degree in History, and PhD in Linguistics. It doesn't matter that the Greek Monarchy issued a Macedonian dictionary and books in 1925. This means nothing.

The fact the UN has sealed the Macedonian language in its organization is irrelevant to Samaras. Who knows, Samaras is onto something and may discover that the Greek Monarchy and the UN were communist creations.

And if they teach their kids in school that Aegean Macedonia is not occupied rather centuries old Greek territory, perhaps tomorrow they will discover that powerful Greek kings in the 18th century created Denmark, appointed their king there, while infamous Greek historians the same century invented German history.

This is what happens when in an empty Greek head there is an orgy between politics, propaganda and nea demokratia's golden dawn.

Samaras wanted to finish the Greek presidency with a "bang", by insulting Macedonia, while EU's President Martin Schulz put on his deer in headlights face - under the table seemed to be holding Samaras' sweaty hands.

But the problem is not with the EU and their fascist agenda and policies. We are the problem for wanting to join a brothel who doesn't recognize our name, the language, and the people. 

 Right after the press conference of smurf Samaras and teletubby Schulz, we saw 'explanations' by EU Facebook supporters (who receive funding from Brussels for their 1 member NGOs) that it's not important what Samaras said because he said it outside of Athens. Then there was a second explanation by the same morons that all languages were invented. And of course, the third and the best one to come was that the fault lies with president Ivanov because in Moscow there was a discussion where it was said that Moscovites spoke the language of the Ancient Macedonians.

Needless to say, we recently placed new plastic trash bins around Skopje, but we need more trash bins for all the stupid things said by these morons.

 We continue to be amazed by how 'liberal' Brussels is, and the Nazi and fascist statements that come out from there. At the same time we are shocked with our own who as if living is some sort of dream state are convincing us the negotiations are only 'about the name', while smurf Samaras and granpa Papouilas tell us we need to give them the name, language and history from 500 b.c. to 1945, while another nazi group to the East want the history to 1991.

What will it take for us to understand what Samaras and the rest of the nazi gang want? Should they sketch things out for us? // Gorazd Velkovski