Cookie Drive for Greece

It is that time again, for Macedonian to be good Christians and turn our other cheek so our southern neighbor can slap away.

Sad news out of Greece flooded news channels world-wide… "Greeks would be no longer able to afford coffee" is one of the most common headline. This is it, this is our chance to show our neighbor what does it mean to be a good neighbor!

To this end, starting today, MINA will engage in a “Cookie Drive” where we will ask for donations from Macedonians worldwide. The money will be used to buy cookies for Greeks.

Our motto is “if they don’t have for coffee, they should have for cookies”.

The Lord knows Macedonia owes Greece. Thanks to Greek hysteria, the entire world knows of Macedonia. We received the best commercial worldwide, and never paid a cent for it. Athens funded each marketing campaign. Not just that Athens refused to ask for a cent, they even made capital investments in Macedonia. For 20 years the Greek Government unselfishly pumped Macedonian patriotism and nationalism by negating our name and the Macedonians who live in Greece.

Albania has recently started selling their citizenships for 100,000 Euros investment. Montenegro is the regional champion in this. Greece can join, except it wouldn’t be able to charge 100,000 euros for Elleniki one. Start small, charge for a cookie stand and issue a passport.

I’ve said this before, I will say it again. You don’t want to have a poor neighbor. The sirtaki dance is too close. Greece’s saviors in Skopje are somewhat quiet lately. Either payments are not arriving on time, or the snow has gotten too deep, something is up.

In my attempts to help, I’ve sent a letter to Karamanlis, to Bakoyannis, it seems I must do the same with Papademos. I don’t blame Karamanlis and Bakoyannis for not responding, they were on their way out. In the letters I specifically stated they were too busy with Macedonia and instead should work on creating some sort of Economic model for their country.

I gave them in the same letter, free of charge the best business model Greece could possibly adopt.Hire all Greeks to manufacture American flags and then… sell!

Greeks could have made US flags and then export them where there is a huge demand: to Palestine and the Middle East etc where they are burned on daily basis.

Macedonians could have pounced on this as well. Manufacture German, French, Dutch flags and sell them in Greece. There is a huge demand for them in Athens and elsewhere.

Here you can see why we must help Greece and save them from the terrible, terrible Europeans, particularly the Germans and French who have attacked the Greek people by pumping billions of euros for 50 years so the Greek Government can issue two additional salaries (13th and 14th) to employees who showed up on time. They also got bonuses for Easter and Christmas.

Now there is a talk of kicking Greece out of the Euro, apparently the money printing machines in Brussels are showing signs of wear and tear. The Dutch Prime Minister already ‘quietly’ announced steps were being taken to shove Greece outside the eurozone and balance the shockwave it may cause on the markets. The word ‘kick’ implied a kick, so shove sounded much better.

The Europeans were great in the past. Greece enjoyed the relationship and the perpetual flow of money. They were allies, friends, partners… Today the Greek people and media referred to the same Europeans as barbarians for not feeding Greece forever.

The Europeans tried to explain: You need to produce, create something, you can’t spend your existence away.

What Greece needs is another Prince Otto. He was able to unite six different ethnicities. Not too many people can do that.